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[color=#b2a2c7]昨晚8瓶大力波过后，燥热!发了个短信给我前任女朋友要求嘿咻嘿咻，脑袋迷糊，结果按错了button，变成了群发![/color]
[color=#b2a2c7] 短信内容：“我在家等你，你快点来给我降温，不行了，受不了!”[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 我对于昨晚事件非常懊恼的同时有点慰藉。经统计，我群发了272个人，82男士，190个女士。[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 亲人：[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 老妈回复：快回家相亲，妈妈给你物色了很多mm呢。[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 老爸的回复：没出息的东西，男人要事业第一。[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 4个表妹，5个表姐发的内容差不多：酒又喝多了吧...[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 表哥们的内容也差不多：北京现在流行叫外卖么?...[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 其他亲戚不予理睬。[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 同学：[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 11个女生大概的说：我很想去你那，可是我在外地，国庆节我回去。(爽死我了，我爱国庆节，我爱祖国!)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 2个女生很快回复的惊人：你付来回打的费+早点。(靠，业务熟悉)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 4个女生表示可以(谢谢你们了)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女生表示让我去她那[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 2个女生表示该天，今天有事(也谢谢你们了，好人呀!)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女生说：忘了我们的以前吧，我有男友了。(前前任女友)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女生说：不会吧，你自己DIY.[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女生说：去死![/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女生说：你她**又喝多了!(好朋友)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女生说：我看错你了!(我的fans)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 33个女生说：你发错了吧?(靠，不厚道!)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女生说：今天不去了，太晚了，明天吧。(前任女友，她要是昨晚来，我把她变成现任)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 男生们的短信基本上是骂我。[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 同事：[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 2个男同事：来我家吧，(不会吧，看不出来)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 2个男同事：我带几个去你那?(哥们就是了解我)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 2个男同事：喝多了?[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 9个男同事：发错了?[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1个女同事：天晚了，你来我家。(大恐龙竟敢要求我)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 3个女同事表示很快就到。[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 2个女同事：去酒店吧，比如海神诺夫特。(真是谢谢她们，还帮我省颗星)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 2个以前单位女同事：真的假的阿，你还记得我啊，我以为再也见不你了。[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 1女同事：太快了吧?(不懂，算你一个)[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 12个女同事：发错了?[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 朋友：[/color]
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[color=#b2a2c7] 男的清一色表示带我去个好地方(白认识你们了，坏人!!)[/color][/td][td] [/td][/tr][tr][td] [/td][td] [/td][td] [/td][/tr][/table]
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