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[每日一笑]小沈阳妹妹追男生的爆笑情书

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某个网友参加情人节活动的投稿暴,居然是用小沈阳语气写的,如果你打算写情书,一定得好好看看下面这段:



亲爱的耗仔,
我是你老妹儿,
我就想告诉你哈,
跟你在一起的时间其实可短暂了。  
眼睛一闭一睁,上午过去了,嚎~  
眼睛再一闭一睁,这下午又过去了,嚎~  
整不好我再睁眼闭眼一次这辈子就介么过去了,嚎~  

情人节到了嚎~~
你看我根本就不是跑偏的人,嚎~
没看我都PIAPIA地来给你写情书了么~
哦!我亲爱的耗仔,嚎~~  
PIAPIA地,俺老希罕你了~ PIAPIA地,俺老爱你了~
你说那是为什么倪?~
俺俩一定会PIAPIA地一起到老,嚎~
求你情人节晚餐就别PIAPIA地先跑去安排了,
“丽湖蒸菜”里没有鲍鱼~
再这样俺俩就只能去“金钱豹”了,嚎~~

你知道这世界上最痛苦的事儿是什么吗?  
就是每一次情人节,俺管你要礼物的时候,你都说:“没有” 。
俺说:“这次必须有”,你说:“这次真没有”。
比这还痛苦的事是啥,你知道吗?  
这么有意思的情书,没人顶,嚎~

挨呀妈呀,我也赶紧PIAPIA的跑了,要不一会老公来抓俺了,嚎~~
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我读出来就是小沈阳的味道
yuruyi2012

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这情书也太笑死人了吧
[ 此帖被yuruyi2012在2016-07-11 08:51重新编辑 ]

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辽宁

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哈哈,东北话
过得不太好

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我也这么觉得
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东北人说话比较逗
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