[color=#191919]越长大就越发觉，[/color]
[color=#191919]最离不开的还是家人。[/color]
[color=#191919]不求多富贵，只要家人都无痛无病无灾，[/color]
[color=#191919]身体健康就很好。[/color]
[color=#191919]终究会明白，真正的幸福，[/color]
[color=#191919]并不来自于权与利，[/color]
[color=#191919]而是来自于家庭。[/color]
[color=#191919]老铁们，有同感吗？[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP1[/color]
[color=#191919]妈，我是顺产吗？[/color]
[color=#191919]老妈神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]你是泼妇产···[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP2[/color]
[color=#191919]宝贝啊，我帮你安排了一次相亲[/color]
[color=#191919]别啊，我还在外地，没这么快回去[/color]
[color=#191919]我，没事，那我先给对方看看照片[/color]
[color=#191919]也行，那我等会儿发两张自拍给你[/color]
[color=#191919]神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]不用不用，我这有，我把你身份证复印件给人家了[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP3[/color]
[color=#191919]闺女，你个子大[/color]
[color=#191919]一米六三，不大啊[/color]
[color=#191919]老妈神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]横着大···[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP4[/color]
[color=#191919]妈，我今晚不回去吃饭了[/color]
[color=#191919]老妈神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]野人。[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP5[/color]
[color=#191919]妈，你有没有想要的？我可以送你个礼物？[/color]
[color=#191919]老妈神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]发财了？[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP6[/color]
[color=#191919]妈，祝你母亲节快乐！[/color]
[color=#191919]老妈神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]同乐。[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP7[/color]
[color=#191919]妈，给我转点钱，我要去脱毛[/color]
[color=#191919]老妈神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]猪身上的毛脱不干净···[/color]
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[color=#191919]TOP8[/color]
[color=#191919]妈：你不是要约会吗？[/color]
[color=#191919]我：早回来了[/color]
[color=#191919]妈：不合适？[/color]
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[color=#191919]老妈神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]这个不行，太黑了！[/color]
[color=#191919]TOP9[/color]
[color=#191919]我：妈，问个事[/color]
[color=#191919]妈：中国山东找蓝翔[/color]
[color=#191919]我：···不是[/color]
[color=#191919]妈：爱过[/color]
[color=#191919]我：我就是想问[/color]
[color=#191919]神回复：[/color]
[color=#191919]没钱！[/color]
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[color=#191919]老铁们，一起来吐槽评论吧！[/color]
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