一位七十多岁的老头，通过中介所找了一位五十多岁的保姆。
A seventy - year - old old man, through the agency to find a more than fifty nannies.
保姆按照地址自己找上了门。老头一见，干净又漂亮，心花怒放，马上说道：“脱裤子上床吧。”
Nanny according to address themselves to find the door. The old man saw, clean and beautiful, be elated, immediately said: "take off pants to go to bed."
保姆一听，吓了一跳，问道：“怎么回事?”
Hearing this, the babysitter got a fright, ask a way: "what's the matter?"
老头说道：“中介没跟你说吗?我找的是同居保姆。”
The old man said: "the mediation not say with you? I'm looking for is cohabitation nanny."
保姆羞红了脸说：“那也太快了点吧?”
Nanny blushes for said: "it is a little too fast?"
老头说：“你看我这岁数，还有多余的时间跟你谈感情吗?”
The old man said: "what do you think I this age, have spare time to talk to you feelings?"
