遇到大灾，农民前去县衙情愿，要求减税.
In case of catastrophe, farmers to county government, tax cuts.
县官：今年麦子收成怎么样?
County magistrate: how about the wheat harvest this year?
农民：只收了三成.
Farmer: only accept thirty percent.
县官：稻谷收成怎么样?
County magistrate: rice crop?
农民：也只有三成.
Farmer: only thirty percent.
县官：棉花呢?
County magistrate: cotton?
农民：三成...
Farmer: thirty percent...
县官大怒：你这刁民，都收了九成了，还说什么大灾?拖出去……
County magistrate is great anger: you this unruly, received nine became, is also said what catastrophe? Pull out...
农民：老爷，真的是大灾啊，小人活了一百六十多岁了，从来没有见多这样的...
Farmer: Sir, is really great ah, little people lived more than one hundred and sixty years old, had never seen such a more...
县官：你哪来的一百五十多岁...
County magistrate: you which come of more than one hundred and fifty years old...
农民：我七十岁，我大儿子四十八岁，二儿子四十五岁.
Farmer: I'm seventy years old, my oldest son is forty-eight years old, the second son forty-five years old.
县官：真是糊涂蛋，赶出去...
County magistrate: really loopy, out...
