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从前,有一个巧嘴媳妇,煮好了米饭,先盛给公爹一碗。

  Once upon a time there was a smart mouth daughter-in-law, cooked rice, first bowl to GongDie.

  公爹吃了一口就称赞道:“今天的饭很香,我可要吃三大碗。”

  GongDie eat a mouthful of praise way: "today's meal delicious, I'm going to eat three bowls."

  巧嘴媳妇听了公爹的夸奖,忙说:“嘻,这顿饭是我做的。”

  Honey-tongued daughter-in-law heard GongDie compliment, favour say: "xi, this meal is what I do."

  于是公爹又开始吃第二口,可饭刚送到嘴里就听见“咔嚓”一声。

  Then GongDie and began to eat the second mouth, but rice just to hear a loud "click".

  公爹立刻叫道:“哎呀,这么多的沙子!”

  GongDie immediately cried: "oh, so many sand!"

  巧嘴媳妇忙说:“那是小姑淘的米。”

  Honey-tongued daughter-in-law favour say: "that's sister-in-law tao meters."

  公爹把筷子在饭里揽了两下,闻了闻,问道:“怎么这饭还有点煳味?”

  GongDie her chopsticks in the rice under two, sniffed, asked: "how this meal and point since taste?"

  巧嘴媳妇这次回答更干脆:“那是妈烧的火!”

  Honey-tongued daughter-in-law the answer more simply: "that is the mother of the fire!"

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