婚礼仪式的时候，我和老婆站在台上。
Wedding ceremony, my wife and I were standing on the stage.
司仪说：请新郎用三种语言对新娘表达爱意。
MC said: please use three languages on the bride groom to express love.
我开始：第一个：我爱你。
I started: first: I love you.
第二个:I Love you!
The second: I Love you!
第三个我想不出来了。楞了几秒，下面兄弟们起哄。
The third I don't think out. Stare blankly for a few seconds, the following brothers together.
我一急：哟西，哟西，这花姑娘地，是哥地米西米西地干活……
I a nasty: hey, hey, this flower girl and is elder brother m sago west to work...
全场暴笑，司仪崩溃....
Full rubs, MC collapse...
