堂下来个告状的，县太爷马上升堂。
Hall down a whistle, county too ye hold court trial right away.
县太爷：“何事告状?”
Tell on county too ye: "what?"
告状的：“老爷，我丢了一头牛。”
Tell: "Sir, I lost a cow."
县太爷：“什么时侯丢的?”
County too ye: "what hour the hou lost?"
告状的“明天丢的。”
Tell "tomorrow."
县令一听就火了，一拍惊堂木：“混帐!明天丢的，昨天怎么不来告状啊!”
Magistrate a listen to is on fire, a clap a gavel: "motherfucker! Tomorrow, how not to tell on yesterday!"
衙役站在旁边忍不住笑了。
Chief stood next to laugh.
县令更火了：“大胆，这头牛一定是你偷的!”
Magistrate more fire: "bold, the cow must be you steal!"
衙役吓坏了，又解带子又敞怀：“老爷，小的不敢，不信您搜啊!”
Chief scared and solution tape and opening: "Sir, small dare not, not letter you search!"
