1、Arsene Wenger has announced he wants to buy Fernando Torres、
When asked why he said, "If I play him at centre back, at least we wont score any own goals、"
阿森纳主教练温格宣布他有兴趣签下托雷斯。
当被问起缘由时他说：“想想吧，如果我拿托雷斯打中后卫，起码我们不会再丢乌龙球了。”
2、I feel sorry for Fernando Torress wife、 I mean, imagine having to clean the area of floor around the toilet after hes been for a leak、
我真心同情托雷斯的老婆。想想吧，每次这厮小便完了，人家都得把马桶周围清扫一遍。
3、So there I was, Row F, behind the goal at old Trafford watching Torres go round De Gea wondering if he would score、And then it hit me。
昨天，哥就坐在老特拉福德的第六排，眼睁睁看着托雷斯过掉了德赫亚，心想这下他该进球了吧。
然后那球击中了我。
4、 Wayne Rooney was once labelled the "White Pele、"
Keeping that tradition alive I dub Fernando Torres the "White Heskey、"
这年头鲁尼都成了“白贝利”了。
以此类推，我是不是可以把“白赫斯基”的称号授予托雷斯？（赫斯基，英格兰神锋，国家队出场59次进7球）
5、Still waiting for Birmingham team news、 McLeish is making late changes - he thought Torres was starting, so originally didnt bother picking a keeper。
现在还在等待伯明翰的首发阵容。主教练麦克利什正在改变他原先的决定——本来他以为托雷斯要首发的，所以就没安排守门员。
6、Six shots fired in London, all missed、Police are looking to question Fernando Torres、
伦敦最近发生了6起木仓击事件（双关语同射门），全部没有命中。
警方已经将目标锁定在了托雷斯身上。
7、 I scored as many goals as Torres at the last world cup、、、whys no one offered ￡50million for me?
我在上届世界杯里的进球数和托雷斯一样多啊……为什么没人拿5000万买我呢？
8、The new Chelsea boss has vowed to make Fernando Torres twice the player he was last season、I cant wait to see his two goals、
听说切尔西的新教练誓言要让托雷斯新赛季的进球数翻倍？
我等不及要看他进两个球了。
9、Fernando Torres goes to the library and asks for a book on the net、
Librarian says, "Its 12 yards in front of you、"
90 minutes later Torres comes back and says, "I cant find it、"
托雷斯去图书馆借书。
管理员说：“就在你跟前12码的地方（点球点到球门的距离）”
90分钟后托雷斯又回来了：“我实在找不到。”
10、You can just tell what Roman Abramovich is thinking sitting there watching the match 、、、、 Where the ** did i put the receipt for Torres
很明显我们都看的出来看台上的阿布心里正在想什么……“MD买托雷斯的发票让我放哪去了？”
11、Footballers are famous for their weird superstitions、For example Fernando Torres thinks scoring a goal brings bad luck
很多球员都以他们怪异的迷信而闻名。
比如，托雷斯就认为进球会给他带来坏运气。
12、I think Football Manager 11 has a bug、、、 Torres just scored、
我发现FM11有一个重大bug……
我的档里面托雷斯刚才竟然进球了。
13、Bin Ladens last words、 "Give the **ing gun to Torres!"
本拉登的临终遗言：“我要死在托雷斯的木仓下！”
14、Stephen Hawking has a better left foot than Fernando Torres。
霍金（著名瘫痪物理学家）的左脚都比托雷斯好使吧… …
15、 I see that the transition government in Libya have told David Cameron that if they capture Gaddafi they′ll put him where he can do no harm、So that′ll be partnering Torres up front for Chelsea then、
那天我看到利比亚的过渡政府对卡梅隆（英国首相）说，如果他们抓到了卡扎菲，他们会把他发配到一个他再也无法搞破坏的地方。
嗯，不如就让他来切尔西搭档托雷斯吧。
16、Did anyone see De Gea almost get hit on the head by 1 of Torres shots? Lucky for him he was standing in the goal、、、、
刚才有没有人看到？德赫亚差点就被托雷斯的射门给爆头了。幸亏德赫亚是站在球门的里面… …
17、Arsene Wengers problem: Need to stop opposition from scoring、Arsene Wengers solution: Buy Fernondo Torres and loan him out to the opposition、
温格目前面临的问题：阻止对手不断地在自己身上进球。
温格的解决之道：买下托雷斯，然后把他租借给对手。
18、Well done to Chelseas ￡50m man Fernando Torres, currently averaging one goal per manager、
5000万先生托雷斯干得漂亮！现在他已经做到平均为每个主教练进一球了！
19、Interview with West Ham personnel、
Q、 At what stage did you know you were down?
A、 When Torres scored against us、
下面是对一名不愿透漏姓名的西汉姆球员的采访。
问：你是从什么时候开始感觉到你们这赛季铁定降级的？
答：从托雷斯对我们进球的那一刻开始。
20、People have dubbed Fernando Torres "the white Emile Heskey" but I dont think thats fair、Heskey actually scores occasionally、
大家都把托雷斯称为“白赫斯基”，我觉得这对赫斯基是很不公平的。
人家偶尔还是能进两个的。
