Parents
A man in Cocoa Beach calls his son in New York a couple of days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Cocoa Beach immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and smiles. "Okay" he says, "they're coming
在可可海灘的人打電話給他的兒子在紐約的幾個聖誕節前兩天，並說，“我不想毀掉你的一天，但我要告訴你，我和你媽是離婚;四十五年的苦難是不夠的“
“爸爸，你在說什麼？”兒子的尖叫聲。
“我們不能站在對方的視線不再，”父親說。 “我們彼此生病，我說起這個病，所以你叫你姐姐在芝加哥，並告訴她。”
瘋狂，兒子打電話給他的妹妹，手機爆炸“像赫克他們要離婚，”她喊道，“我會照顧這個。”
她呼籲立即可可海灘，並在她的父親的慘叫聲，“你不離婚。不要做一個單一的東西，直到我到達那裡。我打電話回我的兄弟，我們倆是有明天。在那之前，不要做一件事，你聽到了嗎？“和掛斷。
老人掛斷他的電話，變成他的妻子和微笑。 “好”，他說，“他們來了
