A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No. Not , if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
盲人飄蕩到所有女孩錯誤的騎車酒吧。他發現他的一個酒吧凳和訂單的一些咖啡。那裡坐了一會兒後，他向服務員喊道：“嘿，你想聽到一個金發碧眼的笑話嗎？”
該酒吧立即落在絕對沉默。在一個非常深刻的，沙啞的聲音，他旁邊的女子說，
“之前你告訴那個笑話，先生，我認為這是唯一公平的 - 因為你是盲人 - 你應該知道的五件事：
1。調酒師是一個用棒球棒的金發女孩。
2。保鏢是一個金發碧眼的女孩。
3。我是一個6英尺高，175磅在空手道黑帶的金發女子。
4。坐在我旁邊的女人是金發和一個專業的舉重運動員。
5。到您的權利，老太太是金發和專業摔跤手。現在，認真想一想，先生。 “你還想要告訴那個笑話嗎？”
瞎子認為一秒鐘，搖搖頭，喃喃自語，“不，如果我要解釋五倍。”
