The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
stories... There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and
pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that
only Ernie was left.
'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and
then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She
shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your daddy tell you
was the moral to this horrible story?
'Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'
老师给了她五年级的学生一个任务：
得到父母，告诉他们，在它的结束与一个道德故事。
第二天，孩子们回来了，一个接一个，开始讲述自己的
的故事......所有常规类型的东西：打翻的牛奶和
便士保存。但后来老师意识到，这让她惊愕，
只留下了厄尼。
“厄尼，你有分享一个故事吗？”
“是的，夫人。我爸爸告诉我的姨妈卡伦的故事。她是一个试点
“沙漠风暴”，她的飞机腹背受敌。她不得不在敌人跳伞
领土，她是瓶威士忌，一支手木仓，和
生存刀。
她喝了威士忌的方式，所以瓶子不会打破，
然后她的降落伞降落在她的右中间的20名伊拉克士兵。她
手木仓打死了其中的15日，直到她跑出来的子弹，打死
四刀，直到刀片打破了，然后她杀害
持续与她赤手伊拉克。“
“天哪，说：”吓坏了老师。 “什么，你的爸爸告诉你
是道德这个可怕的故事吗？
“留在地狱离姨妈卡伦时，她一直在喝。”
