A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need
more butter. Oh my god ! where are we going to get more butter ? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
妻子被丈夫的煎雞蛋的早餐。
突然，她的丈夫衝進廚房。
“小心，”他說，“小心！放在一些更多的黃油！天啊！
你一次煮太多。太多了！打開它們！把他們吧！我們需要
更多的黃油。天啊！我們要在那裡得到更多的黃油？他們要堅持！小心。小心！我說要小心！你從來沒有聽我的時
你做飯！從來沒有！打開它們！快點！你瘋了嗎？你瘋了嗎？不要忘了鹽。你知道你總是忘了鹽
他們。使用的鹽。使用鹽“
妻子盯著他。 “在世界上是什麼你怎麼了？你以為我
不知道如何炒幾個雞蛋嗎？“
丈夫平靜地回答，“我只是想告訴你是什麼樣子，當我駕駛感覺。”
