Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WasT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
小強尼看到他爸爸的車路過操場，走進樹林。出於好奇，他遵循的汽車，看到爸爸和阿姨簡接吻。
約翰尼認為這太令人興奮了，只能勉強按捺不住，因為他跑回家，開始興奮地告訴他的母親。 “媽媽，媽媽，我赤身露操場和爸爸......”
媽媽告訴他慢下來，但她希望聽到的故事。
因此，約翰尼告訴她。 “我當時在操場上，只見爸爸的車到樹林去姑媽我去看看和爸爸，姑媽一個熱吻，然後他幫她採取了她的襯衫，然後姑媽幫爸爸拿他的褲子關閉，然後姑媽奠定了座位上，然後爸爸......“
此時，媽媽切他說，“橫空出世，這是一個有趣的故事，假設你保存它的晚飯時間休息。”我希望看到爸爸的臉的外觀，當你告訴它今晚。“
在飯桌上，媽媽問約翰尼告訴他的故事。他描述了他的車進了樹林，脫衣，鋪設在座位上，並“，然後爸爸和姑媽做同樣的事情，媽媽和叔叔傑夫用來做什麼時，爸爸在陸軍。”
