A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth
extraction.
"85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"85!!! Have you got anything cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist .
"What about if you did not use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock 15 off.
"What about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the
price could drop to 40".
"How aboot if you make it a training session, have your student do the
extraction with the other students watching and learning?"
It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "and it's going to be
very traumatic, but I'll charge you 5."
"Och, now you talking laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye
confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
一個蘇格蘭人手機牙醫詢問牙的成本
提取。
“抽取的85先生，”牙醫回答。
“85！！你有什麼便宜？”
“這是正常的充，說：”牙醫。
“如果你不使用任何麻醉嗎？”
“這是不尋常的，主席先生，但我能做到這一點，敲五折。
“如果您使用您的牙醫的學員之一，仍然沒有
麻醉？“
“我不能保證他們的敬業精神，這將是痛苦的，但
價格可能會下降到40“。
“如何aboot將如果你把它一堂訓練課，你的學生做
提取與其他學生觀看和學習？“
這將是為學生好“，研磨牙醫。”和它的將是
非常痛苦，但我會向您收取5。“
“OCH，現在你說小伙子！這是一個交易，說：”蘇格蘭人。 “你們
確認預約在下週二的妻子呢？“
