A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come
back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit"
一對夫婦做了處理，凡先死來
備份和來世的通知。他們最大的擔心是，有沒有來世。
經過長期的生活，丈夫是第一次去，真到他的話，他取得了聯繫，“瑪麗，瑪麗。”
“是你，弗雷德？”
“是的，我回來像我們同意。”
“是什麼樣子？”
“哦，我在早晨起床時，我有性別，我吃早餐，關閉球場，我有性別，我沐浴在陽光下，然後我有兩次性。
我吃午飯，歡蹦亂跳，然後周圍的高爾夫球場的另一性別幾乎整個下午。
晚飯後，高爾夫球場。然後發生性關係，直到深夜。第二天重新開始。“
“哦，弗雷德你一定是在天堂。”
“不完全是，我是兔子”
