A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'" "I don't remember much after that .."
一個人搖搖晃晃地走進醫院，腦震盪，多處瘀傷，兩個黑色的眼睛，五鐵，緊緊裹住了他的喉嚨。
當然，醫生問他，“你怎麼了？”
“好吧，我與我的妻子有一個安靜的高爾夫輪，在一個艱難的洞時，我們都切成一頭牛牧場球。我們去尋找他們，而我環顧四周，我發現牛人在其尾部白色的東西。““我走了過來，舉起它的尾巴，果然，有我妻子的會標上一個高爾夫球 - 在牛的屁股中間卡住
仍保持牛的尾巴，我大喊：我的妻子，“嘿，這看起來像你這樣的！”“我不記得之後......”
