Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, ''I wish that jerk would've tried that with me."
两个家伙正在推动通过阿拉巴马州时，他们会拉一个州警察。士兵走了，水龙头上的窗口，他的警棍，司机滚落下来的窗口，士兵嫌他在头棒。司机说，“为什么你这样做吗？”
警官说，“你在阿拉巴马州，儿子。当我拉你，超过你必须准备好您的许可证。”
司机说，“对不起，警官，我不是在这里。”
伞兵运行检查家伙执照，他是干净的。他给人的家伙，他的执照背面四处窗口的乘客侧和水龙头。
乘客推出他的窗口下，士兵嫌他的警棍。
乘客说，“你们是怎样认为的呢？”
警察说，“只是你的愿望成真。”
乘客说，“咦？”
警察说，“我知道，两公里，在路上，你会说：”我想，挺举就已经与我受审。“
