A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care ... I just came from having a mammogram and the Doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old.
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," She replied.
一個fiftyish女人在家高興地跳躍在她的床上，並高興地尖叫。
丈夫觀看了一會兒，她問：“你有什麼想法，你看起來是多麼可笑嗎？你有什麼事嗎？
繼續反彈上了床的女人，並說，“我不在乎......我只是有一個乳房X光檢查，醫生說我有一個18歲的乳房了。
丈夫說：“他怎麼說，約56歲的屁股？”
“你的名字永遠不會上來了，”她回答。
