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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two women and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.

His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again!

One, two, three, uh," all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing.

I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head.

"You think that's embarrassing?

I couldn't even get on the bed."

兩個小矮人走進一間酒吧,在那裡他們拿起兩名婦女和他們各自獨立的酒店客房。

第一矮,但是,無法勃起。

他的抑鬱症惡化的事實,從隔壁房間裡,他聽到他的朋友,大叫一聲“這裡的呼喊,我再來!

一,二,三,嗯,“一整夜。

在上午,第二矮要求第一,“它是怎麼去的?”

第一喃喃地說,“它是如此尷尬。

我簡直無法勃起。“

第二矮的搖了搖頭。

他說:“你認為的尷尬?

我什至不能在床上。“



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