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A sixteen-year-old girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she has
missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new
Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey
hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and
enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a
beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will
be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a
factory and £500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage..."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:

"You'll do her again!!!".

一个十六岁的小女孩,去看看她的妈妈告诉她,她有
错过了两个月,她的时期。母亲很担心,化学家和购买怀孕套件。

试验结果表明,女孩怀孕。

喊,骂,哭了,妈妈说,“谁是猪,这样做
给你?我想知道!“

女孩拿起电话,使通话。半小时后,一个全新
法拉利停在一个成熟的和杰出的人,他们的房子,用灰色
头发和无可挑剔的穿着非常昂贵的西装,它的步骤和
进入房子。

他与父亲,母亲和女孩坐在客厅,
告诉他们:

“早上好,你的女儿已经通知我的问题。不过,我
因为我个人的家庭情况,不能娶她,但我会采取
负责。如果一个女孩出生,我会留给她的3间店铺,2排屋,
海滩别墅和1,000,000英镑的银行帐户。如果一个男孩出生后,我的遗产
是一个工厂的情侣,1,000,000英镑的银行帐户。如果是双胞胎,
工厂和£500,000元。然而,如果有一个流产......“

在这一点上,父亲一直保持沉默的时间,放置一个
手紧紧男人的肩膀上,并告诉他:

“你会做她了!!”。
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举报 只看该作者 沙发   发表于: 2012-04-27 0
刚看到英文 我差点嘿死了 原来在后头。

际遇之神

奖励

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丶  m 小钰。

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             - 婉辰我爱你 。              你的微笑很美丽 .

举报 只看该作者 板凳   发表于: 2012-04-27 0
我刚开始也合计英文的。还尽力翻译呢。看到后面我石化了。
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经历一些事 看清一些人

举报 只看该作者 地板   发表于: 2012-04-27 0
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