[table=100%,#ffffff,#ffc000,3][tr][td] [/td][td][color=#953734] 以下内容，少儿不宜，路过的飘过的都别错过了，很黄很暴力！如果您正在吃饭，请带好口罩以免喷饭；如果你正在喝水，请拿好花盆，以免浪费水资源；如果您处在公共场合，请及时准备好防音面罩……[/color][/td][td] [/td][/tr][tr][td] [/td][td] [color=#92d050] 1、女人谨记：一定要吃好玩好喝好睡好，一旦累死了，就有别的女人花咱的钱，住咱的房，睡咱的老公，泡咱的男朋友，还打咱的孩子。[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 2、不以风骚惊天下，就以淫荡动世人[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 3、鄙视我的人这么多，你算老几？[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 4、怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来 。[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 5、如果你不能给你的女人穿上嫁衣，那么千万别停下你解开她衣扣的手！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 6、我不喜欢只和一个女人上很多次床，而是喜欢和很多女人只上一次床。[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 7、问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼……[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 8、长个包子样就别怨狗跟着……[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 9、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 10、没有医保和寿险的，天黑后不要见义勇为……[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 11、你不能让所有人都满意，因为不是所有人都是人！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 12、成功女性不怕丢人！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 13、女孩从处女到女人只要一次并成功，男孩从处男变男人需要反复的磨练！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 14、朋友你今天就要远走，请干了这白妞。[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 15、两小儿辩日，一儿曰：一天就是一日！一儿曰：一日就是一天！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 16、男人膝下有黄金，我把整个腿都切下来了，连块铜也没找着！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 17、情人最后难免成为禽兽……今天你不干她，明天她就让别人干！[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 18、给我一轮船的女人，我就能叫自己精尽人亡![/color]
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[color=#92d050] 19、麻烦你给我称两块钱不锈钢飞镖，这是我的8级刺客证书……[/color]
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[color=#92d050] 20、明月几时有，把酒问青天……青天说：滚你妈的，我这么忙，哪有时间理你，自己看天气预报去……[/color][/td][td] [/td][/tr][tr][td] [/td][td] [flash=480,400,0]http://cloud.kugou.com/singlePlayer/5/364/0/1/002C4E87D9DBF68A55C8DFB8F2A39EC7.swf [/flash][/td][td] [/td][/tr][/table]
