[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”关羽用过的那把刀叫什么？“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”无尽之刃“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“老师给了学生一记耳光[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”马丁.路德.金所做的一切是为了什么？“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”一切为了德玛西亚的和平“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“老师给了学生一个响亮的耳光！[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”同学，请注意你的言词”[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”有种轰趴我！“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“老师给学生一个响亮的耳光。[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”请回答这道题中酸雨是如何形成的，写出化学方程式。“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”QWQEWEQQEERQWEERWW“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”根据刚看的安全防范手册回答一下，如果在地震中不慎倒地，应当立刻采取什么措施？“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”开中亚“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”第二次工业革命时涌现了大量人才和发明家，其中最出名的两个人是谁？“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”黑默丁格和机械先驱！“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”不要随便和其他班的同学打架！有没有想过一旦你们打不过对方怎么办？“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”现抓了其他班落单的那些，然后集中火力秒掉他们之中身子最弱的，最后通过以多打少的局面来赢取胜利。“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]"啪"[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”大家要关爱残疾人士，特别是盲聋哑人，不要歧视和欺负他们，否则。。。“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”上路小心！盲僧去上了！“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”化茧成蝶这个成语指的是，毛毛虫经过成长变成了一只。。。。“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”深渊巨口“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]”啪“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]老师：”这位同学，你能不能既不夸赞我又能表达出我的美？“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff]学生：”我好想射点什么“[/backcolor][/font][/color]
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[/backcolor][/font][/color]
[font=microsoft yahei][backcolor=#ffffff][color=#444444] [/color][b][size=7][color=#ff0000]那么问题来了 你们笑了吗[/color][/size][/b][/backcolor][/font]
