[size=3][backcolor=#ffffff][color=#191919][font="]1、小样，你还想和朕动武？也不掂量一下自己的斤两[/font][/color][/backcolor][/size][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/3b65d920fc644b9ab881669520acc702.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]2、二哈：这东西好恶心，我才不想吃呢[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/526359d79b64468b9ec584c723d9c2c0.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]3、骚年好刀法，要是换做我手指早就废了[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/05d2b7228e5a4602aecd1dfc8eda3c03.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]4、酒足饭饱之后，再洗一个澡，乃是人间一大美事[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/4b2c644214d645a4825e176cbed354c4.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]5、一直以为自己被拴住的二哈，都在这里呆了一天了[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/d87bdcccad734a3f917edc591a814294.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]6、走在时尚最前沿的一头牛，连人类都望尘莫及[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/0b5e59bc460742d287d184d6f09f3633.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]7、隔壁班的小红今天要来我家做客，我决定露一手厨艺给她看看[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/9b8d2d08045a44b993306a31ab8e58a3.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]8、天天加班皮肤都变差了，先做一个面膜，待会儿还要去相亲呢[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/978d841177cd49a5a014359b4740cc71.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]9、大爷年轻的时候跳舞一定很厉害[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/89444081e52548ecba487731669c8dac.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]10、妹子亲自给大家示范剥鸡蛋壳的正确方法，心疼后面的小姐姐[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/8ecfc61864604014a4a143a12c30720d.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]11、这种水果在哪里有卖？我要把它全部买下来[/color]
[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180422/dc98887569e24617b136d83fb59c1c49.gif[/img][/align][color=#191919]12、看朕的缩骨神功，怎么样？厉害吧[/color]
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