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[align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180420/60197e81924c474bb4a7120948fd9c60.gif[/img][/align][align=center]人人都是艺术家，[/align][align=center]人人都是大奇葩。[/align][align=center]……[/align][align=center]奇葩艺考[/align][align=center]单纯的朋友们一定都认为，[/align][align=center]我们美术生们的试卷，[/align][align=center]会是这样的。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/0620d51accf641ce807198836453aa53.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]这样子默写四分之三女青年，[/align][align=center]扎实！[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/76531bab0d6e4849ad237ad9c418efe7.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]或者这样子的，[/align][align=center]直白有效。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/a0d1bbf254d34508a66afa759906abc9.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]这样的简洁明确。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/524e4600606c4aaea60fa9569da1e3af.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/fe0a7f0709154e76bd043b311fc60399.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]可是考场上，[/align][align=center]却频频出现这样的试卷。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/eda75627960b4b30981f2b8f520d9873.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]很好，你完美地吸引了，[/align][align=center]阅卷老师的视线。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/cafd8098ea634b3ba1b9459c3dc71de3.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/2edc2584a01c40d3bb62dcd4b916ced6.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/8c3ba0a43e6c4348a7275f9da2bae807.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]现在画风越演愈烈，[/align][align=center]美术圈各种奇葩试卷刷屏。[/align][align=center]考试题目：[/align][align=center]1.场景中不少于3个人；[/align][blockquote][align=center]　2.以校园生活为创作背景。[/align][align=center]　　 3.场景中要出现凳子、瓶子、棍子。[/align][/blockquote][align=center]这是比较简单的考试题目，[/align][align=center]考生发挥的空间很大。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/7e1e1a90c3474e6980871392f4188398.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]可是大过了头！[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/7be767ff2e654087b2dfb5bcfe947792.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]完善后的试卷堪称精彩！[/align][align=center]要画面有画面，[/align][align=center]要情节有情节。[/align][align=center]考试题目：[/align][blockquote][align=center]　　 1.扛水男青年和女青年速写；[/align][align=center]2.动态喝水结合。[/align][/blockquote][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/5fc040c9b059490986865cfcee69f646.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]不得不说考生机智……[/align][align=center]考题：[/align][align=center]吃烧烤的艺考生[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/4e720114abd64562a458512a5e612b8c.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]有答卷是这样的[/align][align=center]可是……[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/b03de253eef0479cb780e2640753d568.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]蹲着那位撸的好辛苦！[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/19f6d42f100f4f6689586415b414d87a.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]老师，这张考卷，[/align][align=center]应该打100分——[/align][align=center]大家别急！[/align][align=center]后面还有大波来袭呢——[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/be8ebfbd0a0f4cd8a7833d10d9ed52a1.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]无脸情侣的幸福人生。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/4e56885e0af04d52b1b74a2122dace36.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]进击的巨人！[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/2979e2e08f104aadbf8aac295d3af014.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]教你如何用帽子，[/align][align=center]掩盖缺掉的后脑勺。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/b6edc66e207e4c0282732831d52bb095.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]那些年，内八字妹妹与[/align][align=center]棒棒糖高富帅。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/a7b3a318957244d58ba4b26ec283c690.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]恐龙学堂开课了……[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/e76ece5de1734059814e9af4bd77bfa7.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]来吧老师！[/align][align=center]互相伤害啊——[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/0e386c48ca944d7c805fa20ff7980ce8.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]基友之路在何方——[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/95b4561ebbe345809be60a3872380c9b.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]杀马特妹妹娇羞史。。。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/5185d8286f674f85a83139788b67d257.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]我的青蛙王子同学！[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/8fe76bddcb8e4af1afe59b0ee716c00f.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]报告老师，他是充气娃娃——[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/89abe0bc1ca147e88f722055fb291489.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]灵魂出窍。。。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/843260683edf4ff795fbc34993608f60.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]洗剪吹的浪漫暧昧故事……[/align][align=center]看完速写，[/align][align=center]再感受一下素描。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/df9d9a51d9124f7c92a6c051178fa81e.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/aceae95159c44d289e36a92178133c9a.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]活生生把一尊石膏，[/align][align=center]画成了暴走漫画！[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/68ddd29754ba407aaa2933f4eb98bf3b.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]雾霾天，空气干燥流得鼻血。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/3d69cb25ae654bf085be933cd1592226.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]锥子脸的微笑、[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/7662c799f4e8420b817d3cb63530c521.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]欧洲青光眼先生。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/906fc712a99d489bb0e12d920fed7057.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]凹陷的伏尔泰需要[/align][align=center]面部填充整容手术。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/e740a82056294c44a52c60bd9a40a2d5.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]我嘴巴大我骄傲——[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/17c81bec28bd43ed97779e621f2fa4f6.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]黑色石膏不多见了。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/6268d4719add4add9516ea26f5ff521b.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]如果我是原图照片的工人叔叔，[/align][align=center]我只能高举我铁锤了。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/aeb14b16654f43e2804d5076e805ad4b.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]标准四分之三男中年，[/align][align=center]这次默写给你满分。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/cd0e930b396f4a05a48652e2c26b5506.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]对毛爷爷的热爱，[/align][align=center]如滔滔颜料绵绵不绝……[/align][align=center]以下是阅卷分档为，[/align][align=center]艺术家组的试卷：[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/7536139704bc4e28851287d36e0dbf74.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]笑一笑，十年少。[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/baf5374e35a543e08833f32ddde9d1c6.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]抽的是哪一派的象？[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/2b3a93a3b40d4df088d9d6ff3d38dc54.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]这位模特的美瞳直径太大，[/align][align=center]对眼睛不好——[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/5a7880926c0b43cea67de77e919abcaa.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]完美的颧骨结构——[/align][align=center]还有这些！[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/9e896ae2b0f44828812aa32a87c29fe8.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/b4ce6e4cad7f4624ba36c95513f1a581.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/38a95071c36f4fd3b9e71c7351ee1b07.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/0fc4196f9d8a4ccdb70ca1c1a84c8b85.jpg[/img][/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/4a5b09a489764623811b2389e7804ab9.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]好吧，小艺承认——[/align][align=center]要画出这么另类的作品，[/align][align=center]其实也很不容易！[/align][align=center]是不是这年头只要胆子大——[/align][align=center]人人都是艺术家！?[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/02791ec95d6f498fa9299b665f7f0870.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]最后来个绝的——[/align][align=center]猜猜下面这个是什么考题?[/align][align=center][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180419/93001ae9adb646489eb37329f1bab973.jpg[/img][/align][align=center]小艺猜的答案：[/align][align=center]菜板，酱油瓶，菜刀，[/align][align=center]盘子，鱼，红辣椒两个，[/align][align=center]椅子，白色台布…[/align]