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[color=#191919]上联：长长长长长长长读为：chángzhǎng chángzhǎng chángcháng zhǎng[/color]
[color=#191919]比喻财富天天有，常常涨。[/color]
[color=#191919]下联：行行行行行行行读为：hángxíng hángxíng hángháng xíng[/color]
[color=#191919]比喻干什么都行，行行出状元。[/color]
[color=#191919]它出自古时一 位状元之手.这位新科状元第一天早朝见驾,皇上命其以早朝之势写一对联,于 是他就写了这幅对联.朝上百官看后都窃笑不止.皇上命其读来,这位状元读道：“一行（hang）行（xing）行（hang）行（hang）行（xing）行（hang）行（hang） 行（xing）的整齐.一朝（zhao）朝（chao）朝（zhao）朝（zhao）朝（chao） 朝（zhao）朝（zhao）朝（chao）拜君王,众大臣听完后顿时低头不语,自愧不 如。其联语紧扣主题,生动地描述了众臣朝拜君王时的威严场面,不失为联中佳作。[/color]
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[align=center]这就是所谓的明人不做暗事？[/align][color=#191919][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180603/e3a51aee8a8b4bebad9e186d10bb1d67.jpeg[/img][/color]
[align=center]你真是用心良苦啊！[/align][color=#191919][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180603/5147e6bb9d0d4743b86b809674e4b5cd.jpeg[/img][/color]
[align=center]过肩摔女友？现在医院的wifi怎么样？！[/align][color=#191919][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180603/c8e2b0c910104af0a7ec755bbae680bc.jpeg[/img][/color]
[align=center]残忍！[/align][color=#191919][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180603/7073eaf6c2264565bc5994e8b90f820d.jpeg[/img][/color]
[align=center]用完记得收好哇[/align][color=#191919][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180603/89483d4c2de14e778ebc99841f62cee6.jpeg[/img][/color]
[align=center]周芷若挺好的呀。我很喜欢！[/align][color=#191919][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180603/ec4cd3f77a854ebc91f9d08c062c2622.jpeg[/img][/color]
[align=center]开两间的都没女朋友了[/align][color=#191919][img]http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20180603/86bc0558a1814f478011fc79611e682f.jpeg[/img][/color]
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