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[每日一笑]巨讽刺:穷苦书生与穷苦县令

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  古时侯,有黑、白两个书生。

  In ancient times, there is black and white two scholar.

  有一天,两人在外面行走,同时发现路旁有一文钱。两人都说是自己先看见的,这文钱应该归自己。

  One day, two people walk outside, also found that the road the uttermost farthing. Two people all say oneself to see, this text money should return to yourself.

  两人争辩了半天,谁也不让,只好来到县衙门要求县官判决。

  Two people arguing along while, who also won't let, county magistrate sentence had to come to the county government requirements.

  县令要他们各做一首诗,看谁的诗中讲得最穷,这文钱就给谁。

  Magistrate allows them to do the poem to see who's poem to be the poorest, who pence for this.

  黑书生说:“茅屋见青天,屋内断炊烟,日无隔宿米,夜无鼠沾边。”

  Black scholar said: "cottage sky, broken smoke house, day every night m, night without a mouse."

  县令点头道:“嗯,是蛮穷的。”

  Magistrate to nod a way: "well, is really poor."

  白书生接着说:“天地是我屋,月亮当蜡烛,盖的肚囊皮,垫的背脊骨。”

  White scholar went on to say: "heaven and earth is my house, when the moon candle, hobo leather cover, cushion vertebrae."

  说着,伸手去抓钱。

  Say, stretched out his hand to catch money.

  县令忙用两手捂钱道:“我千里来当官,为的捞吃穿,要钱不要脸,我要这文钱。”

  Magistrate busy with both hands over your money way: "I am far away to be officer, for fishing and, want money for shame, I want this pence."

  说完,忙将这文钱放进衣袋。

  Say that finish, busy will this text money in your pocket.
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