一天，酒店来了个老外，老外走到服务台，有一位前台小姐左看右看，同事都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，于是面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello”
老外：“Hi”
前台小姐：“You have what thing?” [
老外：“Can you speak English?”
前台小姐：“If not I speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外：“Can anybody else speak English?”
前台小姐：“You yourself look.All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外：“Good heavens.Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
老外：“I want to speak to your head”
前台小姐：“Head not zai.You tommorrow come!”
