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创造性 Creative
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling

and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

第一次求职时,我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时,得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时,我老实地回答说我花了三年时

间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。
我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。

你是怎样来的?
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every

step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"]"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了,我每向前迈一步,就要向后退两步。”
老板狐疑地看着他。“噢,是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”工作累了看看幽默笑话放松一下吧
“后来我决定放弃,”他说,“然后我就往家里走。”
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英语啊。。
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看不懂

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很有意思,多多分享您的笑话

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