今天基本是闲着过的,上午一节课,快下课的时候老师要点名,结果我是第一个被点到的,喊完名字冲我喊了句:节日快乐!
你妹啊··光棍有什么好快乐的
下午玩了几局游戏没心情耍了,晚上一直在逛空间,窜论坛,贴吧,看了几个不搞笑的喜剧片··
······在一个贴吧看见这么一个贴
拍手笑沙鸥,you are beautiful。 (此处用james blout口音)
昔我往矣,say you say me。
黄河之水天上来,can you feel the love tonight?
浔阳江头夜送客,you r such a loser!
独留青冢向黄昏,ladies and gentlemen。(此处用赵丽蓉奶奶口音)
僵卧孤村不自哀,someone sleeping by my side。
山光悦鸟性,how r u doing?(此处用六人行里JOEY色迷迷语气)
雕栏玉砌应犹在,baby baby one more time!
白日放歌须纵酒,hey boy don't pee around the road.
安得摧眉折腰事权贵,I would rather to be a gay!
我醉欲眠君且去,won't you dance around with me ?
停车坐爱枫林晚,how about having another one?
日日思君不见君,why not hook up the pretty twins?
零丁洋里叹零丁,we are living in a yellow submarine.
隔江犹唱后庭花,hey Raj it's BAZINGA!
法语版。
Ton pere est la bas,还来就菊花。
为他人做嫁衣裳, comme tu est amusant!
人逢喜事精神爽,fait l'amour est tres bien。
结果空间里有人发了个:
但使龙城飞将在,Come on baby don't be shy
黄河之水天上来,Can you feel the love tonight
雕栏玉砌应犹在,baby baby one more time
安能摧眉折腰事权贵, I would rather be a gay
亮点是最后一句 I would rather be a gay
【我宁愿是一个同性恋】,擦····
发张下午打的截图吧,今天没心情耍游戏了····
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