A test
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open.
一個85歲的男子要求他的醫生為他體檢的一部分精子計數。醫生給了他一個罐子，說：“這個罐子回家，並帶回一個精液樣本明天。”
第二天，85歲的男子又出現在醫生的辦公室，並給他的罐子，這是就在前一天，清潔和空。
醫生問發生了什麼，該男子解釋說：
“好吧，大夫，是這樣 - 首先，我想用右手，什麼，然後我與我的左手嘗試，但仍然沒有，然後我問幫助我的妻子，她試圖與她的右手，她的然後。。。左，仍然一無所獲。她試圖用她的嘴，先用牙齒，然後用她的牙齒，仍然一無所獲。
我們甚至呼籲的Arleen，老太太隔壁，她想太多，先用雙手，然後腋下，她甚至試圖與她的膝蓋squeezin“，但仍然一無所獲。
醫生很震驚！ “你問你的鄰居嗎？”
老人回答，“是啊，我們沒有可能得到的罐子打開。
