Drink 'Till She's Cute
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer"? The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm heading home"!
喝，直到她看起來真的很可愛
一名男子在他最喜歡的水坑停止後，艱苦的日子，工作放鬆。他注意到一名男子在他旁邊，下令開槍的啤酒。該名男子喝了一槍，追逐它的啤酒，然後看著他的上衣口袋裡。這種情況持續了幾次之前，該名男子的好奇心得到了他最好的。他俯下身來的傢伙說，“對不起，我不能幫助，但注意到你的小儀式，你為什麼在世界上尋找到你的襯衣口袋裡，每次你喝你的鏡頭及啤酒”嗎？那人回答說，“是我妻子的照片在那裡，看好，我回家時，她開始”！
