Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!!!!
And yes, on the organ were pictures of Miss Beatrice when she was young, and you guessed it, she had beautiful blond hair!
比阿特麗斯，教堂的管風琴，小姐是在她的八十年代，從未結婚。
她欽佩她的甜度和善良。
一天下午，牧師來請她，她發現他到她的古雅的客廳。
她邀請他有一個座位，當她準備茶。
當他坐在面對她的舊電子琴，年輕的部長注意到截止玻璃碗，坐在它上面。
碗裝滿了水，在水中漂浮，所有的東西，避孕套！
當她用茶和烤餅回來，他們就開始聊天。
牧師試圖扼殺他的好奇心，一碗水和奇怪的漂浮物，但很快就得到了他和他再也無法抗拒。
“小姐比阿特麗斯，”他說，“我不知道，如果你能告訴我嗎？”指著碗裡。
“噢，是的，”她回答，“是不是精彩？我穿過公園幾個月前，我發現這個小小的包，在地面上。指示說，把它的器官，保持濕，它可以防止疾病的蔓延。
你知道我還沒有所有的冬季流感！！
是的，對器官小姐比阿特麗斯的圖片，她年輕的時候，你猜對了，她有美麗的金發！
