Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ...
St. Peter said, "Very good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
三個金發(天然)死亡,發現自己站在聖彼得大教堂前。他告訴他們,才可以進入王國,他們告訴他,復活節是什麼。
第一金發說,“復活節假期,他們有一個大的盛宴
我們感謝和吃火雞。“
聖彼得說,“Noooooo,”他放逐她到地獄。
第二金發說,“復活節是,當我們慶祝耶穌的誕生,並交換禮物。”
聖彼得說,“Noooooo,”他放逐她到地獄。
第三金發說,她知道復活節是什麼,和聖彼得說,“那麼,告訴我。”
她說,“復活節是基督教的節日,恰逢猶太節日逾越節,耶穌與他的弟子在逾越節時,他被猶大出賣,羅馬人將他逮捕。羅馬人掛在十字架上的他,最終他死於然後,他們被埋在墳墓後面他一個非常大的巨石......
聖彼得說:“非常好”。
金發碧眼的繼續,“現在每年的猶太人滾遠的巨石和耶穌出來。如果他看到他的身影,我們有六個多星期的籃球。”