A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
一個金發碧眼的趕緊到急診室的一天深夜，她的食指尖端拍攝。
“這是怎麼回事？”急診室醫生問她。
“好，我是想自殺，”金發回答。
“什麼？”氣急敗壞的醫生。 “您試圖拍攝手指承諾自殺？”
“沒有，傻了！”金發說。 “首先，我把槍我的胸口，我想：我只是支付這些隆胸6,000.00美元，我不是拍攝自己的胸部。”
“所以呢？”醫生問。
“然後，我把我的嘴炮，我想：我只是支付了3000.00元，以理順我的牙齒，我沒有拍攝自己的嘴。”
“所以呢？”
“然後，我把槍我的耳朵，心想：這將會使一聲巨響，所以我把我的手指在另一只耳朵之前，我扣動了扳機。
