A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? .. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fianc is still a virgin - in every way"
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies, ..." Look at this,
....still in the CRATE!"
一个家伙在球场上了高速球在裤裆。在痛苦的扭动着，他摔倒在地。只要他能管理的，他把自己的医生。
他说：“这是多么糟糕DOC......我要去我的蜜月下周和我的未婚夫仍然是一个处女 - 以各种方式”
医生告诉他，“我得把威利在一个夹板
让它愈合，并保持笔直。它应该是没关系下周“他花了4个压舌板，形成一个整洁的小4双面夹板，和录音，所有一起。......令人印象深刻的艺术工作。
的家伙没有提到这个他的女孩，她结婚，并去度蜜月。
那天晚上在汽车旅馆里，她撕开她的上衣，露出她美丽的乳房。她说，“你是第一个，从来没有人提及这些。”
他立刻降到了他的裤子和答复，...“看看这个，
....仍然在箱子！“
