The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
英語感覺捏到最近發生的恐怖
威脅，並提出了他們的安全級別從“惱火”，“惱怒”。
不過，很快，安全級別可能引發又一次“惱火”，甚至“有點不高興”。倫敦還沒有“有點不高興”，因為突擊行動開始於1940年和茶用品，但跑了出去。恐怖分子已被重新分類“令人厭煩”，“血腥的滋擾”。英國最後一次頒發的“血腥的滋擾”警戒水位是在1666年的大火災。
此外，法國政府昨天宣布，它已籌集的恐怖警戒級別從“運行”，“隱藏”。僅有的兩個在法國的水平較高，是“協作”和“投降”。最近法國白旗工廠大火，燒毀上升沉澱，有效地癱瘓國家的軍事能力。
這不僅是在高度戒備級別的英語和法語。意大利已提高警戒級別從“興沖衝地大叫”“精心軍事姿態。”保持兩個層次：“無效的作戰行動”和“換邊。”
德國從“輕蔑的傲慢”也增加了他們的戒備狀態，以“穿著制服及唱前進的歌曲。”他們也有較高水平：“入侵鄰居”和“輸”。
另一方面，比利時人，都像往常一樣的假期，和唯一的威脅，他們擔心的是北約布魯塞爾拉。
西班牙都高興地看到，他們準備部署新型潛艇。這些設計精美的潛艇有玻璃底部，所以可以得到新的西班牙海軍在古老的西班牙海軍真的很好看。
