Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"
And *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says.
"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!
三名意大利修女死，去天堂。
在天國之門，他們會見了聖彼得大教堂。他說：“姐妹們，你們所有
導致這種主給予你半年去模範的生活
回到地球，你想成為的人
第一尼姑說，“我想是索菲亞•羅蘭;
*噗*她走了。
第二個說，“我想成為麥當娜和*噗*她走了。
第三個說，“我想成為薩拉Pipalini......”
聖彼得看起來很困惑。 “誰？”他問
“Pipalini薩拉”尼姑回答。
聖彼得搖搖頭，說，“我很抱歉，但這個名字只是不
敲響了警鐘。“
尼姑，然後報紙，她的習慣，將它交給聖彼得大教堂。
聖彼得讀取的文件，並開始笑。他遞給她和
說。
“沒有妹妹，白皮書說，這是奠定了”撒哈拉管道“
在6個月內1400人。“
如果你笑，你都將直下地獄！
