"The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my
husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" were my last
words.
Well, the hours passed and the Brandy Sours went down way too easy.
Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a taxi and headed for
our
respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in
the
hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another
9
times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution to cover my lateness.(Even when totally smashed
....
3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos .. MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read
the
morning paper.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three
times, then said, "Oh" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped
over
the coffee table and farted."
“那天晚上，我被邀請了一晚了”的女孩。“我告訴
我的
丈夫說我會是在午夜前回家。 “我答應！”我上次
話。
好了，時間的流逝和白蘭地蘇爾太容易了。
凌晨3:00左右，裝了一下，我們擠進一輛出租車，為首
我們的
各自的家園。正如我通過門了，布穀鳥鐘
“
大廳開始3倍cuckooed。
實現我的丈夫可能會醒過來，我趕緊cuckooed另一個
9
倍。這樣一個未來，我是特別為自己感到驕傲
思維敏捷的解決方案，覆蓋（甚至完全瓦解時，我的遲到。
....
3杜鵑加9杜鵑共計12杜鵑......午夜！）
第二天早上，我丈夫問我什麼時候我，我告訴他
午夜十二時。他沒有提出一個眉或任何繼續閱讀
“
晨報。
哇！離開了那一個！
然後他說，“我認為我們可能需要一個新的布穀鳥鐘。”
當我問他為什麼，他說：“嗯，昨晚我們的時鐘cuckooed
三
倍，然後說，“哦”cuckooed4次以上，清除它的喉嚨，
cuckooed另外3次，咯咯地笑，cuckooed兩倍多，然後絆倒
以上
茶几和放屁。“
