A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'.
'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
' So,Murphy, how was your day?'
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.'
'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir' says Murphy.
'bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young, gorgeous woman borsts in,
so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including
her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and
shouts: 'help me for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!''
'Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes.'
醫生在都柏林
在都柏林的醫生要下班去釣魚，所以他走近他的助手。
“墨菲，我去釣魚，明天不想關閉診所。我要你的診所的關懷和照顧所有我的患者“。
“是的，先生！”回答墨菲。
醫生外出釣魚和返回翌日和要求：
“因此，墨菲，如何是你的一天？”
墨菲告訴他，他花了三個病人的護理。
“第一個有頭痛，事實也的確如此，所以我給了他對乙酰氨基酚。
“布拉沃•墨菲的小伙子，和第二個嗎？”醫生問。
第二個有消化不良和我給他Gaviscon，所以我做先生“墨菲說。
“布拉沃，布拉沃！你在這第三個什麼好？“醫生問。
“主席先生，我坐在這裡，突然門蒼蠅和一個年輕的，華麗的的女人borsts在，
讓她做。螺栓就像一個失控的藍色，她脫她的衣服的眼淚，起飛everyting包括
她的胸罩和她的內褲，躺在桌子上，傳播她的腿和
大喊：“幫我愛聖帕特里克！五年來，我沒有見過任何人！
Tunderin豬油耶穌墨菲，什麼你做什麼？“醫生問。
“我把滴在她的眼睛。”
