A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.
In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted." "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!' "?
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud! Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
"Shortly after the accident, a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
"Now what the hell would you say?!"
名為克萊德一個農民出了車禍。
貨運公司的花式律師在法庭上，被質疑克萊德。
“沒有你說，在事故現場，”我沒事，“律師問。
克萊德回應，“嗯，我會告訴你發生了什麼事。我剛剛裝入我最喜歡的騾子，貝茜，...”
“我沒有要求任何細節”，律師打斷。“只要回答這個問題。你不說，在事故現場，“我沒事！”“？
克萊德說，“嗯，我剛鑽進拖車貝茜和我開車回家的路上......”
律師再次打斷說，“法官，我試圖建立的事實，在事故現場，這名男子告訴現場的公路巡警，他只是罰款。事故發生後幾個星期，現在他正試圖起訴我的客戶，我相信他是一個騙局！請告訴他簡單地回答這個問題。“
這個時候，法官克萊德的答案是相當有興趣，律師說，“我想聽聽他說他最喜歡的騾子，貝茜。”
克萊德的法官表示感謝，並著手“，以及我說，我剛剛裝貝西，我最喜歡的騾子到拖車，駕駛她在高速公路上時，這個巨大的半卡車和拖車運行停止的跡象，砸我的車就在一邊，我被拋出到一個溝，貝西到其他拋出。被我傷害，真正的壞，不想動，但我能聽到老貝茜moanin和groanin“。我知道她是在剛才可怕的形狀，她的呻吟聲。
“事故發生後不久，公路巡警來到現場，他可以聽到貝西moanin和groanin”，所以他去了她的，他看了她一眼後，他拿出他的槍和射擊之間她的眼睛。然後巡警來到馬路對面，槍在手，看著我，說，'你感覺怎麼樣？“
“現在，什麼是地獄，你會說嗎？”
