John hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night"
She said, "Aw, did ya now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary."
She said, "He told me and I was a bit surprised me self. You know, he's
only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep and
the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
约翰•奥赖利悬挂他的啤酒，并说，“这里是花的休息
我的生活，我妻子的两腿之间！“
这为他赢得了最高奖为最好的祝酒晚上在酒吧！
他回家，并告诉他的妻子，玛丽，“我赢得了最佳奖
敬酒的夜晚“
她说，“胡，遐现在什么是你的敬酒？”
约翰说，“这是花我的生活休息，坐在教堂里
我身边的妻子。“
“哦，这是非常好的的确，约翰！”玛丽说。
第二天，玛丽在街上跑进约翰的饮用水哥们之一
角落。男子笑着leeringly说，“约翰得了奖
晚上在酒吧与你玛丽祝酒。“
她说，“他告诉我，我是有点让我吃惊的自我，你知道，他是
只去过两次在过去的四年。有一次，他睡着了，
其他时间，我拉他的耳朵，让他来。“
