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Once, there was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he would be on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds were in the sky, and the temperature was just right.
The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing."
God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup 250 yards away. A picture-perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.
The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God andsaid, "I beg your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."
God smiled. "Think about it-who can he tell?"

天上的正義
有一次,是一個佈道者,是一個狂熱的高爾夫球手。他可以得到每一個機會,他將高爾夫球擺動距離。這是一個痴迷。一個星期天,是一個高爾夫球場的圖片完美的一天。太陽出來,沒有雲彩在天空中,溫度是恰到好處。
傳教士是在做什麼的窘境,不久,打高爾夫球的衝動戰勝了他。他呼籲助理告訴他,他生病了,不能做教堂,擠滿了車,開車三個小時到一個高爾夫球場,沒有人認出他。令人高興的是,他開始玩的過程。
最多以上的天使看著牧師,很不安。他到上帝說,“看看牧師,他應該為他做什麼處罰。”
神點頭同意。傳教士在第一洞開球。他隨即球,它通過空中航行毫不費力地降落在杯250碼的距離。一個完美的圖片,洞於一體。他很驚訝和興奮。
天使是有點震驚。他轉向神andsaid的,“對不起,但我還以為你要懲罰他。”
上帝微笑著。 “想想它可以告訴嗎?”



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