A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little Girl Was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the Wonders
of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to see what work of God had captured her Attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. So the other One
is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a Moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat!
"Well, we're not having any of that gay in our garden"
一位父親看著他的小女兒在花園裡玩。
他笑了，他對他的小女孩是如何甜蜜，純潔的反映。
形成了在他眼中的淚水，因為他以為她看到了奇蹟
通過這些無辜的大眼睛的性質。
她突然停了下來，盯著地面。
他走過去，看到神的工作奪取了她的注意。
他注意到，她在尋找兩個蜘蛛交配。
“爸爸，這兩種蜘蛛都在做什麼？”她問。
“他們交配，她的父親回答說。”
“你叫什麼在上面的蜘蛛？”她問。
“這是爸爸，她的父親回答。”所以其他
是媽媽“小女孩問。
作為這樣一個可愛和無辜的喜悅，他的心臟飆升
問題，他回答說：“不行啊，他們兩個都是爸爸Longlegs。
小女孩，看上去有點困惑，想了一會兒，
然後把她的腳，，跺著腳他們平！
“好吧，我們沒有任何同性戀在我們的花園”
