Twelve priests's story  12祭司的故事

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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his wiener and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.



She moved to second, and again, nothing. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up....

Then all the other bells started to ring.


12祭司要受戒。最後的測試是在直排排隊,完全裸體在一個花園,而在他們面前跳舞的性感,美麗,大胸,裸體模特。

每個牧師有一個小鈴鐺,連接到他的維納,他們被告知,因為他沒有達到純度的精神狀態,任何的鐘聲響起時,她在他們面前跳舞不會被任命。

美麗的模型面前跳舞的第一人選,沒有任何反應。



她轉移到第二,並再次,沒有什麼。她進行了線相同的響應,從所有的祭司,直到她到了最後的祭司,卡洛斯。

可憐的卡洛斯。正如她跳舞,他的鐘開始響震得它飛走了,整個地面聲碎,奠定了在附近的樹葉休息。

不好意思,卡洛斯迅速炒鐘來休息。他彎腰把它撿起來......

然後所有其他的鐘聲開始敲響。


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