As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor. His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends. The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive.
Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his skull. He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told Joe there was no liability and He could 'Get lost!' You can
imagine he was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever.
All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.
Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face. Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears. With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. He goes back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.
"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"
"No problem", said Joe,
"I'm an ex-tractor fan"
作为一个年轻的小伙子，乔完全痴迷拖拉机。他的拖拉机在他的卧室的墙上的照片，他拖拉机玩具，拖拉机T恤衫，一台拖拉机地毯，被套，整个作品。他吃，喝，睡拖拉机。在他的17岁生日，他很高兴邀请到拖拉机厂附近试驾崭新的拖拉机。他告诉他的家人和朋友，他的兴奋是令人难以置信的。伟大的一天，他到工厂去试驾。
不幸出现了可怕的错误，当乔驾驶拖拉机，它翻转过来，诱捕和打破乔的腿，和压裂他的头骨。他很沮丧，并试图控告疏忽拖拉机公司。但该公司将有没有告诉乔有没有责任，他可以“迷失！”你可以
想象他非常恼火拖拉机在此之后，发誓他们完全和永远摆脱他的生活。
下来，所有的海报，玩具送人 - 拖拉机都不见了。
多年以后，乔走进一个酒吧喝一杯。里面，香烟和雪茄烟是可怕的，但通过它，他看到一个漂亮的女孩坐在她自己的酒吧。眼泪流了下来，她的脸。乔问她发生了什么事，她说，她的眼睛刺痛，泪水流烟。 ，乔环顾四周，然后把一个巨大的吸了一口气，在所有的烟吸。然后，他走到外面的停车场和吹烟再次。他又回到这里的空气现在是清澈甘甜，女孩坐在旁边的酒吧。
“这是惊人的！”她说，“你是怎么做的呢？”
“没问题”，乔说，
“我当然拖拉机风扇”
