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CIA ‘s story中情局的故事



The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a
woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you
will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The
agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes. ' I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The
agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming,
crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I had to
beat him to death with the chair.'


中央情報局刺客開幕。所有的背景檢查後,
進行面試和測試,有3個入圍...2名男子和
女人。對於最後的測試,中央情報局的特工人員,其中一名男子大
金屬門,遞給他一支槍。 “我們必須知道,你會遵循您的
說明,無論在什麼情況下。這裡面的房間,你
會發現你的妻子坐在椅子上。殺了她!“

該名男子說,“你不能嚴重。我從來沒有拍我的妻子。““
*****人說,“那麼你不適合這份工作的合適人選。帶著你的妻子
回家了。“

第二個男人被賦予了相同的指令。他把槍了
進了房間。約五分鐘,一切都很安靜。然後男子來到
出在他的眼裡含著淚水。 “我嘗試過,但我不能殺死我的妻子。”“
*****人說,“你不會有什麼需要。帶著你的妻子回家。“

最後,這是女人的回合。她被賦予了相同的指令
殺死她的丈夫。她拿著槍走進屋裡。槍聲
聽說,一桿層出不窮,一排八個。他們聽到一聲尖叫,
崩潰,並在牆壁上撞。幾分鐘後,一切又歸於平靜。

門開了,慢慢地站在那裡的女人。她擦去汗水
從她的額頭。 “這把槍裝用空格,”她說。 “我不得不
擊敗他的椅子上死亡。“




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