An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my
instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jesus I taught I were
going to drop dead on 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the fucking skipping
一个爱尔兰人是可怕的超重，所以他的医生把他的饮食。
“我想你经常吃了2天，然后跳过一天，并重复
此过程为2周。
下一次，我看你，你应该已经失去了至少5英镑。
爱尔兰人返回时，他惊呆了，失去了近医生
60磅！
“为什么，这太神奇了！”医生说，“你跟着我
说明吗？“
爱尔兰人点点头......“我会告诉你，耶稣虽然我教我
下降3天死亡。“
“从饥饿，你是什么意思？”医生问。
“他妈的，跳绳
