A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'
一名女子在她当地的超市购物，她选择：2公升的低脂牛奶，鸡蛋的纸箱，2升橙汁，一个生菜头，半打西红柿，的咖啡500克的罐子，250克包熏肉
当她卸在传送带上她检查出的物品，醉在她身后站立看着她放置在收银台前的项目。
醉汉虽然收银员响起了她的购买，平静地说，'你必须是单身。“
女子本公告怔了一下，但她被遗弃的直觉很感兴趣，因为她确实单一。她看着她的六个项目在腰带上，看到什么她的选择，特别是不寻常的，可以通风报信她的婚姻状况醉。
好奇心让她更好，她说，'好吧，你知道吗，你是绝对正确的。但如何在地球上，你知道吗？“
醉汉回答说：“因为你难看。”
