A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, this must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine to celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
涉及一个女人和一个男人在一次车祸中，它是一个坏的。他们的车都被完全拆除，但令人惊讶的都没有受到伤害。
后，他们爬了他们的汽车，女人说，“所以你是一个男人。这很有趣。我是一个女人。哇，看看我们的汽车是一无所有，这必须是一个迹象，从神我们应符合和朋友一起住在我们的日子休息和平。“
受宠若惊，该名男子回答说，“哦，是的，我同意你的看法完全！”
“这一定是从神的标志！”该名女子继续说，“看看这个，这里是另一个奇迹。我的车被完全拆除，但没有打破这瓶酒。当然，神要我们喝这种酒，庆祝我们的好运气。”
然后她手中的瓶子的人。该名男子点头同意他的头，打开它，喝半瓶，然后双手回女人。
瓶的女人，并立即把帽子上，递给男子。
该男子问，“你是不是有任何？”
该女子回答说：“我觉得我只是等待警察......”
这个故事的寓意：
女人是聪明的。不要惹他们。
